About

Earth Cow is run principally by two mind-bogglingly intelligent genii: reputed scientist Mercutio B. Albertello (above, left) and environmental ninja Tim Willmott (right). On their own, they are unstoppable; together, they are... even more unstoppable. Their combined IQ is a number larger than most people can count to before getting bored and finding something better to do. Listing their credentials would take up far too much bandwidth, potentially interrupting porn downloads, so, you know, better safe than sorry. Just know that they are awesome, and utterly devoted to saving the Earth from evil humans everywhere. Once this is done, they will kill themselves so that the task is truly complete.

They can be contacted at the following address: earthcow@gmail.com