Testimonials

"This is exactly what I'm fucking talking about! Can't you see what's going on here, people? WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

-- Michael Crichton, author (our lawyers advised us to inform you that this quote may be vaguely out of context - but he was definitely talking about Earth Cow at the time, we can assure you).

"This is exactly the type of thing a goddamn tree-hugging hippy like myself would masturbate over. Well done, lads. I haven't been this excited since the last time I had sexual intercourse with a tree."

-- John Butler, hippy.

"Earth Cow is now a member of the Axis Of Evil."

-- George W Bush, President of Earth.

"Wow, this is like... Earth Cow is such a special organisation. Their dedication to saving the Earth, and... like... whoa, is that a fairy? Hehehehe. I have boobs."

-- Drew Barrymore, freaking weirdo.

"Well, those right-wing thugs in the White House use propaganda and misinformation to further their ends all the time, so I don't see why we shouldn't do the same thing. Even things up, and all. The ends justify the means. Besides, it seems pretty damn clear that the American public doesn't listen to reasoned argument. I mean, you re-elected him! You stupid bastards, you re-elected him!"

-- Michael Moore, left-wing propagandist knowledge oracle.

"Here I am again! Are you sick of me yet?"

-- Bono.