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WHAT IS EARTH COW, ANYWAY?

Earth Cow an extreme left-wing environmental organisation, devoted to promoting our morally superior views through any means necessary. Because we are RIGHT, damn it! And if V For Vendetta taught us anything, it's that any means are justified if you know you are right. And we know. Boy, do we know.

MISSION STATEMENT

It is a well-known fact that without the continuing and heroic efforts of radical environmental organisations like Earth Cow, planet Earth will explode some time in the next ten years. Unlike the corporate fat cats and politicians - who want this catastrophe to occur - we at Earth Cow have banded together to try and rescue the planet from the evil creatures which have infected it (ie. humans).

Death to humans! Say no to planet explosion!

We also have a bunch of other aims, such as whining a lot, staging "peaceful" protests, and just generally trying to compensate for our lack of education and knowledge of worldly events by acting all self-righteous and sticking it to the man.