Areas Of Attack
WHAT ARE YOUR MAIN AREAS OF ATTACK?
Earth Cow is leading the charge against such horrors as: global warming, smoking, water shortage/surplus, third world debt, landmines, deforestation, nuclear power, childhood obesity/whale hunting, seal clubbing, the Iraq war, bird flu, and, of course, animal slaughter (save the cows!).
Following are basic outlines of the plans we will implement once we have secured sufficient funding from guilty, tax-dodging corporations (who are still pure evil, by the way) and overpaid Hollywood stars who are so full of themselves that they think they need to literally save the planet - and, indeed, that they are the only ones in a position to carry out such a task. Thank God for giant egos (not that we're religious or anything, of course... it's just a figure of speech. Religion is another thing that's killing our planet. Probably on purpose, I might add. Fucking deities).
PLANS OF ATTACK: