The Iraq War
Like everyone who has graduated from both Harvard and Yale, George Bush is an utter dumbass. The fact that he is the first US President ever to hold an MBA is probably the most irrelevant fact in the entire history of the universe. Man, he is such a stupid fuck. I mean, haven't you seen those skits they do on The Late Show, where they show footage of him being a dumbass? They've sure got his number. I'll take out-of-context footage over supposed credentials any day of the week.
So, with the President's dumbassery safely established, we can therefore assume that the war he started is also utter nonsense. I mean, what justifications can he possibly use? He sent like five SAS guys into Afghanistan to try and get someone who actually did attack America, but when it came Iraq - a country with an innocent dictator as its head of state, which had never attacked America and quite possibly has flower-arranging as its official national pastime - Bush sent in a giant army, even bigger than that Orc army in Return Of The King! Seriously, most sources say that 300,000,000 American soldiers were sent into Iraq. And since Iraq has never done anything against America (well, in the past few years, anyway), all those soldiers must have been there for one reason, and one reason alone: oil.
Why? I don't know. I mean, I've tasted the stuff, and it's not particularly palatable. I suspect Bush was just high on cocaine or something. As usual.