Seal Clubbing
Millions of years ago, the Eskimos (or Inuits, depending on how French you are) hunted seals for fur, food and eyeballs (to play marbles). This was okay, because they didn't have technology and thus were working in harmony with Mother Nature. But when people (including Eskimos) go out and hunt seals today, in the age of evil technology and dire peril to the natural world of which we are not a part, it is an act of terrorism equivalent to a hundred 9/11 attacks. Needless to say, that's pretty damn evil.
But what can we do about the problem? Create an unholy army of robot seals, equip them with the latest and most advanced weaponry, program them to kill humans on sight, and release them in the Arctic? Some say that would be taking it way too far, and indeed, is bordering on psychosis, but we here at Earth Cow say give us the funding, and we'll give you the army!