Smoking
We are the masters of scare tactics. Just check out our proposed advertising campaign, starting with our TV commercial:
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--EARTH COW ANTI-SMOKING TV COMMERCIAL--
EXT. SERVICE STATION - DAY.
AVERAGE MAN is standing outside a service station, casually placing a cigarette between his lips and preparing to light up. SLOW ZOOM as he raises his lighter to the cigarette. As soon as the cigarette catches alight:
CUT TO: "RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK" FOOTAGE - Nazis melting to the ground. CGI cigarette and smoke superimposed on footage.CUT TO: BLACK SCREEN with TEXT.
Text: If you smoke, you're fucking DEAD, bitches! ARRR!
Extremely rapid voice-over: Smoking not proven to cause meltation in real life. This message brought to you by the same guys who want you to think global warming is real - Earth Cow.
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Next, check out our kitten-based poster campaign:
And finally, our anti-second-hand smoke poster:
